Dear Icecream,

Dear Icecream,
Oh how I love thee! We have spent many nights together.... just the two of us. 

You've really been there for me through thick and thin. We have had some good times my sweet icecream. Oh... the memories! How I cherish the sweet memories. I pray that one day we can work through this difficult time and go back to the way we were. 

It's not you... it's me.  Actually it's my stomach. You see it just doesn't like you. I know, I know.... I shouldn't let others affect our relationship but it's so hard. I can't take it anymore!

I will miss our time together.... when we ate cookie dough right out of the container, the nights we spent cosied up on the couch watching movies, our long walks in the park, the baseball games and oh... the time I dropped you on the floor... sorry about that.  I will cherish our memories.

I must tell you... there's someone else. I'm sorry.  I don't want to hurt you. Or make you feel like you've been put in the blender.  His name is Smoothie King.  He has his own palace.  He treats me well, and leaves me completely satisfied. We have this amazing connection, he's exactly what I want.  If there weren't so many complications, I'd definitely choose you instead! You're amazing!  I'm sorry but this just isn't going to work out.

Don't think of this as goodbye, for one day we will meet again. I believe you will be in heaven and my stomach will have no say in our relationship. Remember... "goodbyes are not forever, goodbyes are not the end, they simply mean I'll miss you, until we meet again."

In the name of Dolly Parton, I will always love you...... with chocolate syrup on top and extra cherries. Forever and always.

Your Autumn